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George was one lucky man...almost.

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Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie...good going!!!
Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie...good going!!!

If this were me, I would have the left one enlarged, printed in banner-size, and hung on the front of my house.

Hey, I'd probably make as many copies as I could afford and hang them all around town.

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Three women on an airplane about to crash

A blonde, redhead and black-haired beauty were on an airplane that was going down in flames. The blonde reached inside her purse and pulled out all her make-up and began primping. The others asked her what she was doing.

She replied, "It's a well-known fact that the people at the crash-site will notice a beautiful woman before other victims. I'll look wonderful and be rescued first."

All of a sudden the redhead rips open her blouse and removes her bra to reveal enormous boobs. When the other 2 ladies ask her what she's doing, she answers, "It's a well known fact that paramedics love women with huge tits. They will see me and rush to my side to administer CPR and I will be rescued first."

The black-haired beauty then begins to remove her skirt, panty-hose, and under-panties. The other 2 ladies ask, "What are YOU doing?"

She replies, "Ladies, it's a well known fact, the FIRST thing they look for at any crash-site is the BLACK BOX!"


Engrish - fresh fish

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"Uh...on second thought I think I'll have the chicken."
"Uh...on second thought I think I'll have the chicken."

The only thing that comes to mind with this is "I'll have what she's having."

I prefer my excrement to be day-old anyway.

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MTV is just one big FAIL

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I think it's time they changed their name to Trash TV.
I think it's time they changed their name to Trash TV.

Maybe it's just me, but does anybody else remember when they actually had music on MTV?

I do, but I was very young. Now it's just stuff like Jersey Shore (which, by the way, are just a bunch of tools who have nothing to do with people from NJ).

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Yo Gabba Gabba is actually pretty cool. Except for the large bumpy dude...he's too creepy for a kid's television show.

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