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Divorced Barbie

Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"

The Manager replied, "Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00."

"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!?", Ralph asked surprised.

The Manager replies, "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."


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Hilarious baby care tips

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Testing baby's bottle
Testing baby's bottle
Feeding baby
Feeding baby
Fun games for baby
Fun games for baby
Walking with baby
Walking with baby
Shopping with baby
Shopping with baby
Lifting baby
Lifting baby
Nursing baby
Nursing baby
Checking baby's diaper
Checking baby's diaper
Changing baby's diaper
Changing baby's diaper
Containing baby
Containing baby
Bundling baby
Bundling baby
Waking baby
Waking baby
Buckling up baby
Buckling up baby
Playing with baby
Playing with baby
Exercising baby
Exercising baby
Massaging baby
Massaging baby
Washing baby
Washing baby
Drying baby
Drying baby
Helping baby teethe
Helping baby teethe
Calming baby
Calming baby
Stimulating baby
Stimulating baby
Bonding with baby
Bonding with baby
Making baby smile
Making baby smile
Introducing baby to pets
Introducing baby to pets
Clearing baby's nose
Clearing baby's nose
Putting baby to bed
Putting baby to bed
Babyproofing your home
Babyproofing your home
Choosing a babysitter
Choosing a babysitter

I laughed so hard I nearly peed my diaper.

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A judge's revenge

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

The judge rose from the bench.

"Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight.

"Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."


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Engrish - it's so big!

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Indeed.
Indeed.

I literally have nothing to write about this.

EXCEPT that if you look back at a previous post, you might suspect I'd go to that left-hand one.

OK, so I wrote it.

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