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FAIL: "The snowman was driving"

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What was he drinking???

This reads:

According to police, the Michigan City man told the officer he didn't know how he wound up on the tracks, saying ''I think a snowman brought me here.''

He also revealed he had been drinking but said, "'I'm not driving. It was the snowman," according to police.

Source: nwi.com

What not to do when you're drunk, part 2 of 2

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Here we are at part 2. I certainly wouldn't want to be any of these people.

Or the dog.

What not to do when you're drunk, part 1 of 2

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Part 1 of 2 of the follies of intoxication.

If you get drunk celebrating the new year, remember the following:

1) don't drive.

2) if you pass out, people will write on you or otherwise humiliate you

3) if your friends are kinder than that, then you will most likely humiliate yourself anyway

4) hangovers are brutal -- there's even a movie about it

Celebrate safely, and Happy New Year To Everybody!