energizer bunny

Energizer Bunny found dead

Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 pm last evening.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie," as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of death.

He is survived by his equally creepy brother, the Easter Bunny.

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