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Engrish - it's so big!

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I literally have nothing to write about this.

EXCEPT that if you look back at a previous post, you might suspect I'd go to that left-hand one.

OK, so I wrote it.

My new book, for the well-endowed

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This is a real book. I ordered it on Amazon.

I think I'm going to leave it on my coffee table for perusal by the more sophisticated guests I sometimes get here.

Go check it out, it's epic.

(for the record, that is my knee in the background, NOT what you may think it is)