signs gone bad

Warning signs: what are they good for? Absolutely nothing.

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That gives me an idea. We don't need radar detectors. We need Invincible Moose Detectors.

Somebody is missing a C

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Oh those funny signs that people think up...or just happen by chance.

Was this intentional by a disgruntled Wendy's employee or was it the wind that took the extra letter to Kansas?

Yet another example of why all the signs should be electronic. They, unlike Wheel of Fortune, have unlimited letters, and don't require a ladder.

But they're easier to hack.

Teabagging for Jesus

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Dear Grandma,

I was kidding about the Lemon Party, forgive me for that.

But I'm totally serious about the Urban Dictionary. Go there and look this up now.

Love,

Little Toby

More traffic sign hacking...

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I have no definitive proof, but I think these just might be the same hackers (crackers) that perpetrated the zombie defacement...

This is where you deliver your seed

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This was located, and I kid you not, at a seed and fertilizer company.

Totally takes on a new meaning when you say "please deliver your seed in the rear only"  or "fertilization in the front is a big no-no."

It sounds like the beginning of a good bow-chicka-bow-wow movie, if you know what I mean.

Spam of the real world

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I can't put any of the words in my description here that I want to because I'll be blocked by every spam filter in existence.

Thanks to Jimbo for unwittingly submitting this picture.

It's called a banana, you stunod.

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Little known fact of the day: 

"stunod" (noun: Sicilian slang meaning "a stupid or crazy person") spelled backwards is ...

"donuts" (noun: a delicious treat resembling a large Cheerio)

Warning: this property is sort of, maybe, kind of protected by video surveillance

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Found this at a gas station today. The guy at the pump was trying to figure out why I took a picture of his poor camera.

He wrote down the license plate number. He thinks I was casing the joint.

Nazi zombies ahead - hackers having fun

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So this happened a while ago, but I just thought of it because I thought it was damn funny.

Apparently some hackers (computer crackers, actually) broke into the roadsigns in Austin, TX and posted all kinds of zombie warnings for the morning commute. They also changed the passwords on the signs so it made it difficult to change back.

Illegal? Yes. Hilarious? You betcha.

The news story is here.

Super native Engrish speaker

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There goes my Sunday afternoon plans...

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All the nudity made them hungry

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I love Waffle House. There aren't any near me, but this sounds like a Waffle House ready to party.

Anybody know where this sign is? Leave your thoughts in the comments...

Horribly failed designs for logos

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Seriously? Why didn't anybody catch these as they were going through review after review? Or did the graphic designers have a little fun at the companies' expense?

Either way, it's awesome.

Kid Sex Change

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Feed a pigeon, lose a finger

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This is the first of a bunch of installments of sign fails and sign wins. If you see some when you're out and about, send them on in!