stupidity

Netflix timeline -- good to bad to ... good?

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How many of your friends were going to dump Netflix?

How many still are?

I feel hurt inside.

 

Source: Tauntr

Gigawatts, the Flux Capacitor, and the Battery

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Oh man, I'm totally doing this to the next person who asks me what's wrong with their computer.

Nothing says stupidity better than (J)igawatts.

FAIL: "The snowman was driving"

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What was he drinking???

This reads:

According to police, the Michigan City man told the officer he didn't know how he wound up on the tracks, saying ''I think a snowman brought me here.''

He also revealed he had been drinking but said, "'I'm not driving. It was the snowman," according to police.

Source: nwi.com

Courtroom Questions

Reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:

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MTV is just one big FAIL

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Maybe it's just me, but does anybody else remember when they actually had music on MTV?

I do, but I was very young. Now it's just stuff like Jersey Shore (which, by the way, are just a bunch of tools who have nothing to do with people from NJ).

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Yo Gabba Gabba is actually pretty cool. Except for the large bumpy dude...he's too creepy for a kid's television show.

The WTF bed

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Really, the whole FUD thing is getting out of control.

How is this bed going to protect you from anything, other than getting some action?

I wonder if it comes in a California king...uh...never mind.

The smart kangaroo

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.

He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up.

Again he got out. This continued for a few days, each time the fence became taller and taller.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo said, "As high as they can go, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

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The Grammar Nazi strikes McDonald's

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Americans are sometimes stereotyped as fat and stupid.

I present exhibit "A" to prove intelligent life does exist here.

Now if only we could work on that "fat" part. Sadly, this doesn't help.