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Engrish - it's so big!

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I literally have nothing to write about this.

EXCEPT that if you look back at a previous post, you might suspect I'd go to that left-hand one.

OK, so I wrote it.

Engrish - fresh fish

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The only thing that comes to mind with this is "I'll have what she's having."

I prefer my excrement to be day-old anyway.

It's called a banana, you stunod.

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Little known fact of the day: 

"stunod" (noun: Sicilian slang meaning "a stupid or crazy person") spelled backwards is ...

"donuts" (noun: a delicious treat resembling a large Cheerio)