Sports jokes

Super Bowl tickets

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.

Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.

About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.

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Corporate Sports

The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on corporate America recreation preferences:

  1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees: bowling.
  2. Sport of choice for front line workers: football.
  3. Sport of choice for supervisors: baseball.
  4. Sport of choice for middle management: tennis.
  5. Sport of choice for corporate officers: golf.

CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls get.

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Why were the two managers sitting around...

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!


Why were the two managers sitting around...

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !


Why was the struggling mange seen shakin...

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!


Why should you be careful playing agains...

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!


Why is it that birds are quickly sold wh...

Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!


Why does someone who runs marathons make...

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!


Why do managers bring suitcases along to...

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!


Why do managers bring suitcases along to...

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !


Why do grasshoppers not go to many footb...

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!


Why do artists never win when they play ...

Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !


Why didn't the dog want to play football...

Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!


Why didn't the dog want to play football...

Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !


Why did the goal post get angry? Because...

Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!


Why did the goal post get angry ? Becaus...

Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !


Why did the footballer hold his boot to ...

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!


Why did the footballer hold his boot to ...

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !


Why did the chicken get sent off? For pe...

Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!


Why did a footballer take a piece of rop...

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!